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My Memoirs SEQUEL

2010-08-28 14:05:49 by randomgames

February 22nd, 2005
How the fuck am I going to pay rent?
Mom is dead.
No money there.
Dad is dead.
No money there.
Sarah is dead.
No money there.
Shitting has started to feel good again.
Just wish I could let it out on the desk of my old boss.

February 23rd, 2005
That poem is starting to bother me.
Wet hand man came back last night and found it.
He decided to read it to me.
Over and over and over again.

February 24th, 2005
Sarah's face looks funny.
He eyes are all white and dead-like.
I drew a penis on her face with a sharpie.
It is ironic that I killed Sarah in February.
She is black afterall.

February 25th, 2005
Mom's rotting in the closet.
Dad's rotting in the closet.
Sarah's rotting in a chair in front of my desk.
Nothing's on T.V.

February 26th, 2005
I need sleep, but wet hand man just keeps reading that fucking poem.
He hasn't stopped since he found it.

February 27th, 2005
I went outside today.
Sun hurt my eyes.
You could smell the rot from my apartment.
Neighbors haven't complained yet.
I haven't even heard any of them moving around upstairs.

February 28th, 2005
Rent is due tomorrow.
Asked Mom and Dad to help me out, but they just acted like I didn't exist.
Moved Sarah behind me, can't stand looking at her anymore.
She probably won't love me anymore now that we won't have a place to live.
Wet hand man is gone.
He left a hand print on my computer screen.

March 1st, 2005
Sarah whispered something in my ear last night.
I couldn't make it out.
She said it wasn't her, but I know it was.
I took a shower.
Dropped an envelope off in the main office's rent box.
I wonder if I should tell them it isn't the rent money.

March 2nd, 2005
The main office left a notice on my door today.
Seems they weren't fans of the big bad wolf.
The note said I have four days left to turn in rent before they seize the property.

March 3rd, 2005
Wet hand man came back today.
Three days left until I'm kicked out.
I heard the phone ring but they hung up before I could answer.
Tried to call back and got nothing but ringing.

March 4th, 2005
I scrubbed down that fucking toilet.
Threw up twice in the process.
Some clothes are packed up.
Mom, Dad and Sarah are packed up.
Packed up the computer last night.
Wet hand man doesnt' want to go, he started reading to me.
Two days left.

March 5th,
Spent all last night and most of today packing.
Tomorrow they come to kick me out.
Made chilli for dinner.
Last meal I'll have in this place.
Might as well leave a lasting impression.

March 6th, 2005 Entry A
Decided to leave early this morning.
Currently sleeping in my van.
I'm parked in another apartment complex across the street.
Only for a little while.
Can't stick around for too long.
March 6th, 2005 Entry B
Woke up sweating about six minutes until midnight.
I think Mom was crying about something earlier.
I tried to talk to her but she was too busy swallowing Dad's cock.
Going to listen to the radio until I fall asleep.

March 7th, 2005
Stabbed a man in the throat in an alley way a few minutes ago.
Only had thirty two bucks on him.
Piece of shit.
He's relaxing in the back seat.
That fucker puts one god damned hand on Sarah and I'll turn his life into a living hell.

March 8th, 2005
The man I claimed yesterday was still breathing somehow.
I promptly closed his wound by fucking it.
It's raining outside.
I decided to leave the van parked in a Wal-Mart lot and went for a walk.
The rain felt good on my skin.
Hadn't felt it in a long time.

Yeah, I got bored and remembered a million years ago when I posted the original and decided to make another one.

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